I made myself this whiskey sour at 7. It’s now 8:30, and it’s been sitting on the coffee table completely untouched because I don’t really feel like drinking. I do this ALL THE TIME.

I made myself this whiskey sour at 7. It’s now 8:30, and it’s been sitting on the coffee table completely untouched because I don’t really feel like drinking. I do this ALL THE TIME.

youngstero:

these balance bracelets have been scientifically proven to do nothing but I wear one everyday anyway because I love the placebo effect and being lied to

youngstero:

these balance bracelets have been scientifically proven to do nothing but I wear one everyday anyway because I love the placebo effect and being lied to

stillwatersofconsciousness:

newspaper blackout

stillwatersofconsciousness:

newspaper blackout

kayleyhyde:


we all know that feeling, vending machine

kayleyhyde:

we all know that feeling, vending machine

(via tyleroakley)

Yesterday morning I went home sick from work because I was feeling nauseous and today I was craving the oddest assortment of foods and my coworkers started making pregnant jokes and we named the imaginary baby Pickle Charm and near the end of my shift I commented to my 16-year-old coworker who had literally just clocked on about how hungry I was and she said “Well, you are eating for two, now”

Too real

Too real

supduuuuude:

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

dude. this comic was made for me.

WELCOME TO GIRLDOM: FAKE/SHALLOW POCKETS GALORE

(via missmaialibre)

hoomie:


LOOK AT MY PHONE

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

(via missmaialibre)

kylesimmonsstache:


bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

image

"REGULAR" ART

image

FANART

image

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

image

JESUS CHRIST

image

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

image

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

image

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

image

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

image

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

image

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

image

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

image

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

image

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

image

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

image

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

image

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

(via missmaialibre)