My boyfriend writes amazing free-flow poetry and I love it and I love him and he left “I love you like a kid loves the stars” written on my whiteboard this morning and everything about everything is so utterly, mind-blowingly incredible.

(Source: thepenavegas, via wasarahbi)

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

Graham pranks Emma Stone about meeting the Spice Girls. (x)

(Source: aryastraks, via thalassophilouswitch)

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:


My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

My friend just sent me this and I have been laughing for the last 10 minutes

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

  • Me:

    "I'm not sure how the Zodiac Killer identified himself, exactly"

  • Boyfriend:

    "Probably with the Zodiac"

mydrunkkitchen:

egberts:

where can i buy that for free

the internet has one i think

fugrats:

have you seen my sex tape

image

(via mydrunkkitchen)

awwww-cute:


"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

awwww-cute:

"What has it got in its nasty little pocketses??"

(via kerryz)