wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(via thalassophilouswitch)

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

salparadisewasright:

estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 

(via wasarahbi)

ilanaglazer:

comickibitzer:

Me watching Broad City

yas

ilanaglazer:

comickibitzer:

Me watching Broad City

yas

(via knopetowashington)


shes beauty, shes grace

shes beauty, shes grace

(Source: createthefuckingchaos, via tyleroakley)

// TMI//

mcphace:

mcphace:

Spotting in the middle of my pink pills? What is that? What are you doing? Why are you doing this to me?

ARE YOU AN EGG ATTACHING TO MY UTERINE WALL??

// TMI//

Spotting in the middle of my pink pills? What is that? What are you doing? Why are you doing this to me?

fuckyeahlavernecox:

Just received my copy of I Am Jazz! Found a quote by Laverne in it… :) 

I Am Jazz is the story of a transgender child based on the real-life experience of Jazz Jennings, who has become a spokesperson for trans kids everywhere.

(via smartgirlsattheparty)

waytoomuchinformation:

Ian McKellen, photograph by Graham Harrison (1981)

Unf

(Source: gatissmark, via missmaialibre)

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 

(via missmaialibre)

I just ordered a new Capital One card with a picture of beetles all over it. I am very excited.

(Source: prehistoricfish, via thalassophilouswitch)