Very drunk boyfriend sitting in the passenger seat, gazing admiringly and serenading me with Mac DeMarco’s “My Kind of Woman” on our way to get KFC to satiate his chicken craving.
Sunday, I spent $100 on home decor stuff. Yesterday, I spent $50 on throw pillows, $13 on lunch, and $25 on dinner. This morning I was aghast to see that my bank acct was negative, but I transferred money and bought two California burritos anyway.
I have a problem.
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"You have the most interesting chair I've ever seen"
"Yeah... It's supposed to be ergonomic?"
"It looks like something out of Dead Space"
"It's probably going to eat me someday"
"What do you feel like doing?"
"Eating and watching anthropology documentaries on Netflix"